"And when ye shall receive these things, I would exhort you..."

So, I heard on the radio that the Doggfather had recently decided to depart from his lifestyle of pimpin' ho's, chip stackin' and gun packin', and pursue a different path...the one that leads to eternal exaltation. Obviously, upon hearing this news I rejoiced and my heart was full as I have long been a fan of the D-O-Double-G. I imagined serving side by side with the Dogg in various callings, going over to his house to home teach him and his family, listening to his profound words of wisdom and exhortation as he spoke of his life experiences and how the gospel wrought a mighty change in his heart, etc. You can imagine how utterly disappointed I was when I discovered it was all an elaborate April Fool's joke.

Part of me refuses to believe that it is all a joke. I'm trying to convince myself that Snoop is just not ready to admit to the world that he has forsaken his life as a Gangsta Pimp for that of a Latter-Day Saint. That's my hope.