Friday, April 24, 2009
How 'bout them Jazz!!
I'll admit, there were a couple of times last night where I was scared that Kobe had brought his broom to Utah. I can't really put into words how much I hate the Lakers. I don't know if there are even words to describe it. Even the most offensive, vile words don't even begin to convey the feelings I have inside for the Lakers. I hate Houston more, but the Lakers are a close second.
(I'm not very good at reading lips, but I think Boozer said something naughty after slamming it down Gasol's ugly face) I'm glad we got a win last night, and I hope we can keep it up on Saturday. Sure, we may only be delaying the inevitable, but I would love to delay it as long as possible.
(Pardon me, Pau. I must dunk this ball in your ugly, homo-erectus looking face.) I love the playoffs and I don't want the Jazz to pull a "MacGrady" and be knocked out in the first round. Especially by the Lakers.
Pau Gasol is the bastard child of the Geico caveman and Barbara Streisand.
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4 comments:
Hey Matt,
This is Karins husband Travis. You are an absoulute GENIOUS!!!! I love the caveman striesand thing, BRILLIANT!. I love reading your posts, your one about liers...Also brilliant! Keep up the great work!!!!
Thanks Travis. It's nice to hear something positive about my posts for a change. My wife usually tells me she hates them and I need to take them down. I'm glad someone appreciates it.
Matt, your posts are excellent and funny as hell. Keep up the good work.
I went to the game saturday night and I was sad... I cannot stand Kobe!
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